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Title	Artist	Product
Pants		VEGGIETALES 25 SILLY SONGS

Lyrics Up for auction what comes next?
A pair of slacks with tartan checks!
Dig in your wallet dump out your purse
Who will bid a dollar first?

[The auction crowd doesn’t respond so the auctioneer’s assistant—Larry--launches into a hard-sell…]

(Larry)
You can wear ‘em if you’re big you can wear ‘em if you’re small
They’re pants if you’re short and shorts if you’re tall
You can wear ‘em in the spring you can wear ‘em in the fall
They’re pants if you’re short and shorts if you’re tall

(Auctioneer)
Five ten fifteen twenty…
(Larry)
Look what you get for a little bit of money
Down to your feet and up to your tummy

(everybody warming up to the idea now)
Pants Pants Pants Pants Pants Pants Pants Pants

(Larry)
If you buy right now tonight
We’ll throw in a set of ginsu knives
A pair of pants could change your life
Nine easy payments nine ninety five

See the tag on the back: one size fits all
They’re pants if you’re short and shorts if you’re tall
You can wear ‘em to the farm you can wear ‘em to the mall
They’re pants if you’re short and shorts if you’re tall

(Auctioneer)
21 22 23 24…
(Larry)
You can’t buy these in any store
They’re just like your granddaddy wore

(Everybody)
Pants Pants Pants Pants Pants Pants Pants Pants

(Larry—Really getting carried away now…)
Pants have six legs less than a squid
It’s a verb for a dog and a noun for a kid
With a pair of pants you’re not alone
You can dance with your pants till the cows come home
This pair of pants will win your heart
(We accept most credit cards)
a stretchy waist elastic band
makes these your “buffet eatin’ pants”!
trousers slacks or corduroys
pants bestow a special joy
As seen on the screen of your TV
These pants can hide unsightly knees
This pair is made of high grade vinyl
Don’t hesitate All sales are final
To summarize you might recall
They’re pants if you’re short and shorts if you’re tall

(Auctioneer)
98 99 one hundred one
Going going going DONE!
(Larry)
Sold to the (grape/chap) in the cummerbund!

(everybody)
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etc.